Welcome to the inaugural post of your favorite fantasy football league! Hope you’re enjoying our new home site, where we’ll be gathering each and every fantasy hope, dream and meme to get us through those cold winter months of football.

No better way to break in the new domain name than to honor the Blondes that left it all out on the proverbial field this season.

FIRST PLACE: HAILEE PIPES

Your queen of the 2024-25 season, Denver’s own Hailee Pipes. Pipes held onto her dynasty with a win over our second place champ, 174.88 to 148.28, bringing her season to a balmy 10-5. Unlike her Denver Broncos, she don’t know quit.

Prize: $320

SECOND PLACE: KATHERINE JAFFEE

The Blondes’ own Kate Jaffee made some last minute stealth moves to make herself your second place champion! Kate’s real clutch moment came in the championship semifinal, where she (4th seed) blew 1st seed Hailie out of the water with a 182-117 win.

Prize: $100

THIRD PLACE: HAILIE WRIGHT

Hailie’s season was a miracle worthy of a hallmark movie given its origins — let us not forget Rob’s hot take drafting strategy that left Hailie without a full roster on day one and somehow led to being the #1 seed going into fantasy finals. It really is a rags-to-riches-to-third-place story.

Prize: $60