Thou shalt pay The $100 buy-in per season

All proceeds go to the top three winner’s prize money:

1st place: $700
2nd place: $300
3rd place: $200

Dues are collected/distributed at the end of every season. Any fines collected will go towards a “Miss Congeniality” award.

Thou shalt engage in trades

Trial run this season: every girl needs to execute at least two trades with two different girls over the course of the season. Failure to do so will result in a fine of $20 per trade, up to a $40 fine.

Thou shalt comply with punishments

Punishments will be established during the draft meeting. The lowest scoring team every week will be subjected to the pre-designated punishment, due no later than the following Monday evening. There will be a $10 fine for every day missed, barring exception from the commissioner.

Thou shalt engage with your Blondes

No forced fun here, but don’t be afraid to get in on the group chat action! Talk some smack, ladies!

Thou shalt have a blast

Rip it, ladies!

Thou shalt be present for the entirety of the live draft

Barring extraordinary circumstances, you must be present for the entirety of the live draft. We will be live on a group zoom and actively voting for punishments, setting team names, and discussing league business. If you have a truly great excuse, you may designate someone outside the league to draft on your behalf.

Thou shalt set your friggin line-ups every friggin week

First missed line-up is a warning and $20 fine. Second missed line-up will kindly move you to the waitlist.

Thou shalt utilize the waiver wire

Your bench will be limited. This means that you will inevitably need to ditch a slacker. Take some risks. Get. It.

Thou shalt watch some football

Put some chili in the crockpot and watch some games! No better chill-cool-girl office cooler chat than “did you see that play last night”

Thou shalt do your research

Research can mean a thorough deep dive in ESPN’s rookies to watch, quizzing your football obsessed Auntie, or making a plan to watch your QB take down the Chiefs (please) on a Sunday night. Get your head in the game!